17 Dirty Jokes We TOTALLY Missed In Beloved Films From Our Youth
The hallmark of a good cartoon is one that entertains both kids and adults (at least in my opinion). Inevitably, for a child to watch the movie, the parents will have to drive to a movie theater and sit through the film with them. The conscientious writer hopefully takes this into consideration and sprinkles in some jokes, dialogue, what have you, that the kids can understand, but also speaks to the adults in the audience.
Sometimes, however, these jokes seemingly go beyond innocent and looking back now we’re not sure how some of these lines made it into a children’s show or the film’s final cuts. Here are the 24 dirtiest jokes in kids’ TV and movies.
Aladdin Getting Busy
When Aladdin goes to Jasmine’s balcony in an attempt to woe her, her pet tiger Rajah is unsurprisingly protective. Scared, Aladdin says, “C’mon, good kitty, take off and go.” as Jasmine steps through the curtains. (This is what Disney claims the script says.) However, it sounds suspiciously like Aladdin (or somebody) is saying, “Good teenagers take off their clothes.”
It’s even more suspicious that Aladdin’s voice and the whispering voice seem to be two different people…
Later, when Aladdin and Jasmine are wed, a stampede of elephants creates an earthquake, to which the Genie (Robin Williams) says, “I thought the earth wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon!”
That’s a sex joke, everybody.